Blog of Derp


wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Ace Attorney

“‘YOU TAKE MY VIRGINITY, AND MY FUCKIN PIZZA ROLLS! YOU COULD HAVE LEFT ME AT LEAST ONE BOX FUCKER!’ Still yelling”

HOW DARE HE



teachingliteracy:

link.

I WANT THIS



Painting/drawing on Photoshop is annoying as hell. It is in no way a shortcut

(Source: dumbdeviantart)



BAHAHAHAH What a dumbass!

(Source: dumbdeviantart)



xerodragon:

tikikiroom:

country-music-girl:

calltomeniflheimr:

aristocratictrash:

pondermoofin:

littlegeeky:

hankpeters:

Merry Christmas!!!

Wow, this really makes me angry. On year I got a magazine and a chocolate bar because my parents couldn’t afford christmas but felt bad that they didn’t get me anything proper… and you know what? I was fucking grateful! There’s millions of kids who don’t get anything! Sorry for the outburst there…

It’s this kind of selfish behaviour that makes me despise how materialistic Christmas has become. ‘Family? Whatever, I want an iphone waaaah’ If I knew these ppl I’d slap them X’D

Wow, seriously? What the fuck is wrong with people?

If you want an Iphone so much.

BUY IT YOURSELF!

They are not cheap, but if you desperately need one that bad that you get mad at your family for not getting you one.

you will be willing to work for it and save money to buy one.

Well, I asked for all the morons to be wiped off the face of the earth but from seeing this post I didn’t get that now did I? FML. What the fuck? Whoever was in charge of my christmas gifts is a dirty cunt. >:C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0&feature=related


Via neon candy


wtffanfiction:

Fandom: DCnU/Batgirl

“And he fights like a pro-wrestler who’s also a ninja.”

Sweet Jesus we’re doomed D8



wtffanfiction:

“You can do nothing but nod. This boy is made out of lasers.”

OHMYGAH



wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Tetris

I was going to deflower her, that beautiful |- block I had longed for for so long. She looked a bit confused, having never done anything like this before, so I helped by undressing her. Staring at her colorless, naked pixels, I discovered what true beauty was. No wonder the ancient Greeks loved gazing at the 8-bit Venus in the nude! I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of foreplay. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life. I didn’t want the experience to be one-sided, so I let her stop and I touched her bottom pixel for a bit”

HOW?!?!


Equestrian Pie

wtffanfiction:

 

Fandom: My Little Pony

It was all too much, and Soarin’ climaxed suddenly.  He shot loads of his non-dairy milk all over the pie tin, letting globs of it mix with the pie filling.  The rest was left strewn about the cloud floor; he’d clean that up later, but for now, all his attention was focused on the pie.

and this is why I hate being a brony

Via WTF Fanfiction

OHMYGOD

wtffanfiction:

Team Fortress 2: The New Guy

“At that the new person had undisguised and was standing there.”


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